Шахматные истории

Супруга Петросяна Рона освободила гроссмейстера от всех жизненных хлопот. Гроссмейстер Шамкович, часто посещавший Петросяна в его маленькой двухкомнатной квартире, был потрясен, зайдя к нему через год после женитьбы в роскошную квартиру с большим количеством комнат. Он спросил у Котова:

– Как Петросяну удалось поменять свое скромное жилище на такую шикарную квартиру?

Котов ответил:

– Петросян умеет менять только слонов на коней. Все остальное меняет его жена.

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Бернард Шоу однажды посетил ресторан.

– Что сыграть в вашу честь? – спросил его дирижер оркестра. Но музыка мешала писателю разговаривать со своим коллегой, и он высказал скромное пожелание:

– Я был бы вам признателен, если бы вы сыграли партию в шахматы.

 

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