Шахматные истории

Один мужик был азартным шахматистом, но, хотя играл он очень слабо, никогда не признавал себя побежденным. Как-то, играя с известным шахматистом, он проиграл три партии подряд. Какой-то шутник подошел к нему и спросил:

— Ну что, приятель? Неужели снова проиграл?

— Первую партию мой партнер не проиграл, другую партию я у него не выиграл, а третью партию я хотел было свести к ничьей, но он не согласился…

***

— Дорогая, я пошел в шахматный клуб, буду поздно.

— Можешь идти милый, я тебя за рога не держу.

***

— Скажите, гроссмейстер, как нужно ходить при игре в шахматы, чтобы создать морально-психологический дискомфорт сопернику?

 Ходите …под себя!

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